- Principal to student : "I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette?"
- Class teacher once said : "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"
- One Hindi teacher said : "I'm going out of the world to America."
- "Don't try to talk in front of my back"
- "Don't laugh at the back benches, otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down."
- Teacher in furious mood : "Write down your name and father of your name!"
- "Shhhh...quiet. The principal is revolving around college."
- I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board.
- "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll hang myself."
- Librarian scolded : "If you will talk again, I will kneel down outside."
- Chemistry HOD comes and tell us : " My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter."
- Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.
- "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class!"
- Lab. assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code : "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?"
- Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class : "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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